1 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:16,028 No! No! Get away! Get away! 2 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,031 No! Go on away! Go on away! 3 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,484 Here, boy! Here! What's the matter? 4 00:03:22,485 --> 00:03:25,454 Dr. Terwilliker. What happened? 5 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:29,408 What's going on around here? Dreaming again. 6 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:32,878 I can't leave the room for five minutes. What were you dreaming about this time? 7 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,747 I was being chased by a big bunch of men with nets. 8 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:38,634 Nets? Why can't you dream about practicing the piano? 9 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,637 I'll try. 10 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:45,140 If you don't practice, you'll never become a concert pianist. 11 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:48,644 Practice makes perfect. I'm trying to practice. 12 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,146 One month to get that piece learned before my recital. ♪ 13 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,932 One month before I present my pupils in a grand concert. 14 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:57,569 And I'm not going to let one dreary little boy humiliate me. Do you understand? 15 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,689 I don't think the piano is my instrument. 16 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:04,026 What other instruments are there, pray tell? 17 00:04:04,027 --> 00:04:06,528 Scratchy violins? Screechy piccolos? 18 00:04:06,529 --> 00:04:10,032 Nauseating trumpets? Et cetera, et cetera! 19 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:13,418 - We'll make a Paderewski of you. - Who? 20 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:16,622 - Paderewski! - Oh! 21 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,424 Now I want you to practice and practice and practice... 22 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,460 until you are perfect! 23 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,930 Good day, young man. 24 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:36,308 Well, that's my problem. 25 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,777 Dr. Terwilliker's the only enemy I've got. 26 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:43,782 I can't think of one nice thing to say about him because there isn't any. 27 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,285 Bart, darling. 28 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,288 That's my mother. I like her. 29 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,790 I try to be everything she wants me to be, 30 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,293 particularly since my father died. 31 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:59,581 But, boy, she's as hipped on the piano as Dr. Terwilliker. Bart, darling. 32 00:04:59,582 --> 00:05:01,383 Watch. 33 00:05:08,091 --> 00:05:09,976 Is that as loud as you can play? 34 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,732 Now, now, sweetheart, not that loud. 35 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,020 And not that soft. 36 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:24,523 Bart, I hate to hound you. 37 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,525 I know you think I'm a mean slave driver, 38 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,527 but you really are missing the beats. 39 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,029 Listen, like Dr. Terwilliker says in the book: 40 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:35,534 ♪ Ten little dancing maidens dancing, oh, so fine ♪ 41 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:39,421 ♪ Ten happy, little fingers and they're mine, all mine ♪ 42 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:44,343 ♪ They're mine, they're mine Now isn't that just fine ♪ 43 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:48,847 ♪ Not three, not five Not seven and not nine ♪ 44 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,850 ♪ But ten, all dancing straight in line ♪ ♪ 45 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,853 ♪ Line ♪ 46 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,857 ♪ And all of them are mine, mine, mine ♪ 47 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,361 ♪ Yes, they are mine All mine ♪ 48 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,865 That's better. Now you have it. 49 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,817 I'll get it! I'll get it! 50 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:13,873 - Bart, I'll get it. - I'll get it. 51 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,996 Hello. Oh, Peggy. 52 00:06:20,997 --> 00:06:26,301 Uh-huh. ♪ Ten little dancing maidens dancing, oh, so fine ♪ 53 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:30,305 ♪ Ten happy, little fingers and they're mine, all mine ♪ 54 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:34,810 ♪ They're mine, they're mine Now isn't that just fine ♪ 55 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:38,764 ♪ Not three, not five Not seven and not nine ♪ 56 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:42,818 ♪ But ten, all dancing straight in line ♪ 57 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,821 ♪ And all of them are mine, mine, mine ♪ 58 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:48,273 ♪ Yes, they are mine All mine ♪ 59 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:52,244 That's Bart you hear. Uh-huh. Still hates it like poison. 60 00:06:55,665 --> 00:07:00,669 Sometimes I think that Dr. Terwilliker has my mother hypnotized. 61 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:06,174 Holy mackerel, I'll bet you that she... 62 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:11,179 That noise is my friend, Mr. Zabladowski, the plumber. 63 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:16,385 He knows all about the piano, but he's afraid to say so in front of my mother. 64 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:21,223 He thinks Dr. Terwilliker is a real racketeer. 65 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:25,277 A 100-percent, gold-plated phony. 66 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,280 Double phony. 67 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:33,118 Psst. Mr. Zabladowski. 68 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,404 Don't give me any more trouble. Your job is pianos. My job is sinks. 69 00:07:36,405 --> 00:07:39,491 Tell me, is Dr. Terwilliker really a racketeer? 70 00:07:40,743 --> 00:07:43,712 Did you tell him Dr. Terwilliker was a racketeer? 71 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:49,084 - Oh, I did not. - Keys, darling. 72 00:07:49,085 --> 00:07:51,419 Now look here, Mr. Zabladowski, ♪ 73 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:53,421 You may be the best plumber in town, 74 00:07:53,422 --> 00:07:55,423 but when it comes to piano lessons, 75 00:07:55,424 --> 00:07:57,926 I hardly think you qualify as an expert. 76 00:07:57,927 --> 00:08:00,929 I'm not trying to qualify as anything. 77 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:02,814 You certainly aren't helping me maintain discipline. 78 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:06,151 It's not an easy thing to bring up a boy without a father. 79 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,186 I realize that. And maybe you're right. 80 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,689 Maybe even if he never learns to play the piano, 81 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,692 maybe the discipline's good for him anyway. 82 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:18,530 There are no maybes about it. I know what's good for him. 83 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:22,868 He's going to learn to play that piano if I have to keep him at that keyboard forever. 84 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,371 Forever? 85 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:30,091 Dr. Terwilliker says I gotta practice. 86 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:35,380 Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. 87 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,290 Practice makes perfect. 88 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:07,296 Practice makes perfect. 89 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,801 Practice makes... 90 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:22,570 That's not bad. But not good. 91 00:10:22,571 --> 00:10:25,073 That's still not loud enough, still not fast enough! 92 00:10:25,074 --> 00:10:27,325 Rhythm's still off! Still misses the beats! 93 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,961 What? It takes time. 94 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,746 It takes years. 95 00:10:31,747 --> 00:10:35,667 Sometimes it actually does take forever. What? 96 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:39,137 My watch tells me that's all we can hope to do today. 97 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,590 Tomorrow, however... Oh, tomorrow! What a day! 98 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:45,927 At 6:00 a.m. sharp, all the others will arrive. What others? 99 00:10:45,928 --> 00:10:50,765 Well, I say, you don't think I built this great piano just for you? 100 00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:54,486 Have you no concept that I am on the eve of my greatest triumph? 101 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:59,824 Tomorrow, I will fulfill the dream of my lifetime. 102 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,827 Tomorrow, the Terwilliker Institute... 103 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,246 my "happy finger" institute... 104 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:09,167 Tomorrow, we will celebrate the official grand opening! 105 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:14,456 Tomorrow, down below me I will have 500 little boys. 106 00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:17,292 Five thousand little fingers. 107 00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,794 And they'll be mine, all mine. 108 00:11:19,795 --> 00:11:23,298 Practicing 24 hours a day, 109 00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:27,185 365 days a year! 110 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,938 I don't believe it! This is crazy! 111 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:35,694 Who are you to tell me what is crazy? Away! Go back to your cell! 112 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,448 And put on your official Terwilliker beanie! 113 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,789 "Happy Fingers"? 114 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,494 Here! Uh-uh, uh-uh! 115 00:12:26,028 --> 00:12:28,663 Sport! Sporty! 116 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:44,846 Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. 117 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,266 Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. 118 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:52,937 Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. 119 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,724 Practice makes perfect. Practice makes perfect. 120 00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,394 Bartholomew Collins! 121 00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:03,114 The years you spend with Dr. Terwilliker... 122 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:06,367 will be the happiest years of your life. 123 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,787 But if you get homesick, don't try to escape. 124 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:13,075 The barbed wire around the Terwilliker Institute... 125 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,044 is electrified! 126 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:20,549 Electrified! Electrified! 127 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:29,724 Mr. Zabladowski! Mr. Zabladowski! 128 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,677 Please, Bart, I'm a very busy plumber. What are you doing here? 129 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,146 What am I always doing? I'm putting in sinks. 130 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,098 For what? It's obvious. 131 00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:39,100 Before Terwilliker can open this institute, 132 00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:41,603 he's got to make the whole joint sanitary. 133 00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:44,105 Got to have the proper sinkage for 500 kids. 134 00:13:44,106 --> 00:13:48,110 That's my department. And that's your cell. 135 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:58,036 I gotta get outta here. Relax. Don't take these little things so seriously. 136 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,206 After all, seeing as how your mother's here... My mother's here? 137 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:04,509 That's a silly question. You know very well she's in the number two spot. 138 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:09,631 The number two spot? Second in charge of the whole "happy finger" racket. 139 00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:12,967 My ma couldn't be mixed up in any racket. 140 00:14:12,968 --> 00:14:16,387 Look, partner, I hate to speak badly about mothers. 141 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:19,891 After all, motherhood is the noblest institution in our land. 142 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:25,313 The fact remains that your ma is in the number two spot at headquarters right now. 143 00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:30,235 She wouldn't keep me in a place like this. I gotta see her. 144 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,571 I wouldn't advise it. You'll never make it. I can try. 145 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,823 Well, I wouldn't try. 146 00:14:35,824 --> 00:14:40,495 I know. All you'd ever try for is time and a half for overtime. 147 00:15:17,032 --> 00:15:19,417 Terwilliker Institute. Collins speaking. 148 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,778 Yes, madame. The official grand opening is tomorrow morning. 149 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:25,173 Your son will be picked up by bus at 5:00 a.m. sharp. 150 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,426 Collins speaking. No, madame, most definitely not. 151 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,796 Your son will not be allowed to bring his baseball. 152 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:35,801 Dr. Terwilliker does not believe in baseballs, golf balls, basketballs or tennis balls, 153 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,304 Ping-Pong balls, snowballs, croquet balls or hockey pucks. 154 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,140 Dr. Terwilliker believes only in the piano. 155 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,892 See here, you beanie-makers. 156 00:15:44,893 --> 00:15:47,395 This final batch just isn't up to snuff. 157 00:15:47,396 --> 00:15:49,397 Take a look at those fingers. 158 00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:51,399 Would you say they were happy fingers? 159 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,869 They should be gay, carefree, happy fingers. 160 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,373 Fix them, if you have to stay up all night. 161 00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:04,163 Psst. Mom. Mom! 162 00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:08,833 Mrs. Collins, why are you standing there... 163 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,169 with that null-and-void expression? 164 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,972 No, don't tell me! 165 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,675 I know the workings of your mind, Mrs. Collins. 166 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,178 You've been thinking of your son again! 167 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:23,264 How many times must I tell you to burn that picture? 168 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:25,600 You've room in your life but for one picture. 169 00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:29,103 My picture, Mrs. Collins! Your future husband! 170 00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:32,740 Have I not graciously condescended to take your hand in marriage tomorrow, 171 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:36,161 immediately following the official grand opening? 172 00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:42,750 Sergeant Lunk reporting to headquarters. 173 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,919 Cell number one. The boy is not in it. 174 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,039 The boy is not in it? Well, search for him! Find him! 175 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,675 Yes, sir, Dr. Terwilliker, sir. 176 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,681 Your son. And you said he could be trusted. 177 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,683 Tonight of all nights, Mrs. Collins. 178 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,685 The very night before my institute opens, 179 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,687 and your son dares to flaunt my authority! 180 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:06,190 So he doesn't like the neat, clean, comfortable cell which I've given him, eh? 181 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,693 Very well! From now on, he doesn't have to sleep there! 182 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:13,448 From now on, Mrs. Collins, your boy sleeps in the dungeons! 183 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:21,456 Mrs. Collins, turn on searchlights number one to fifty, inclusive! 184 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:28,663 Pursuit Squadron A! Where in thunderation are you? 185 00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:30,581 We're working north, sir, 186 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:34,419 from the barbed wire on the south side! Good, good. 187 00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:39,424 Where's Pursuit Squadron B? We're working south, sir, 188 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,810 from the barbed wire on the north side. 189 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:47,098 Mrs. Collins, searchlights 50 to 90, inclusive! 190 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,155 Twin guards! Where are you? 191 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,074 Judson! Whitney! 192 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,359 We're down here, sir, searching the piano! 193 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,196 Idiots! The piano would be the last place he'd hide! 194 00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:05,199 Search the alleys! Beat the bushes! Comb the turrets! 195 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,168 Shake the trees! 196 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,055 That boy might be anywhere. 197 00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:30,558 He might even be in this building! 198 00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:33,561 Mrs. Collins, light this building! 199 00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:36,615 Pull manifold switch 902! 200 00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:16,404 No, Sport! Sport, no! Go away! Go on! 201 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,143 Oh, fine. 202 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,151 Jeepers, am I glad to see you! 203 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,653 Get out of there. You scared the daylights out of me, Bart. 204 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,156 What are you doing? Simmer down, will you? What's up? 205 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,108 They're after me! Who? 206 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,160 Practically everybody. I'm not. 207 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,664 I'm in terrible trouble. So? Everyone gets into trouble. 208 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,667 Everyone in the world. The king of Persia sometimes even gets into trouble. 209 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:20,171 But the king of Persia, does he come crawling out of my air vent? Not at all. 210 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,673 The King of Persia, he stays in Persia. 211 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,176 But it's my ma! Dr. Terwilliker's got her! 212 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,178 You should see the things that go on! 213 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,181 I need your help! I need... Please, my heart bleeds for you, 214 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,683 but if I don't get these sinks installed in the cells, I don't get paid! 215 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:36,470 I don't get my money! You're not going to help me? 216 00:22:36,471 --> 00:22:39,724 You would get involved if you only knew the truth. 217 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:42,643 If I only knew what truth? The truth about my mother. 218 00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:47,031 She's in a terrible fix. Dr. Terwilliker, he's got her buffaloed! 219 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:50,368 I am entirely too busy to sit around and talk about buffaloes. 220 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:54,239 But you're my only hope. Well, just give up hope right here and now. 221 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,210 Boy, I'd hate to have you for a father. 222 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,413 Just what makes you think I'd want to be your father? 223 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:05,466 My mother's going to marry Dr. Terwilliker. 224 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:09,503 - Hmm, congratulations. - He's even worse than you are. 225 00:23:09,504 --> 00:23:13,007 Well, children seldom have a choice of parents, 226 00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:15,476 and that, perhaps, is a good thing too. 227 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:20,231 Uh, if kids had their way, practically no parents would be born at all. 228 00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:31,742 - What are you doing? - Rowing a boat. 229 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,111 What for? I'm going fishing. 230 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,447 They're gonna drop a net over you. 231 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,873 Now what are you doing? Just casting, for big-mouth bass. 232 00:23:45,874 --> 00:23:48,376 Okay, okay. For big-mouth bass. 233 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,430 Look, if you're gonna cast, why don't you cast right? Move over. Give me the line. 234 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,433 First of all, reel in your line. You got too much slack. 235 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,754 Now once you get it in, just pick it up and flick it, like throwing a baseball. See? 236 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,439 Hey! Look at that fish jump! Over by the lily pads! 237 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,441 He's a whopper. Watch this delicate maneuver. 238 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,443 I got him. You got him! You got him! 239 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,445 He's beautiful. Don't yank him! You'll lose him! 240 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,447 Look at him fight. You're letting your line get tangled. 241 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,949 You're letting him swim under the boat! You're gonna get snagged! 242 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,951 Oh, a Zabladowski never gets snagged. Take it easy. 243 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:17,204 Look, partner, will you get the net? Get the net, buster. 244 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:20,207 Take it easy. You'll tip over the boat. Easy now. Wait 'til I... 245 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,209 Put it underneath there. 246 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:26,213 Get a load of that. Isn't that a beautiful bass? 247 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,716 Weighs seven pounds if it weighs an ounce. 248 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,168 Now I'll have to clean the darn thing. Don't worry. 249 00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:33,220 I'll clean it. You take it easy. 250 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:38,092 I'll row you back to camp. No, I can handle my share. I'll take care of the oars. 251 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,482 You be the captain, I'll be the crew. 252 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,749 I think I'll just coast for awhile. 253 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:11,759 ♪ Dream stuff Dream stuff ♪ 254 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,095 ♪ Funny thing about this dream stuff ♪ 255 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:19,433 ♪ First it's there ♪ 256 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:23,437 ♪ Then nowhere ♪ 257 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:27,441 ♪ Dream stuff Dream stuff ♪ 258 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,945 ♪ Ever fleeting Ever shifting ♪ 259 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:35,450 ♪ Yet we could keep it from drifting ♪ 260 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,903 ♪ If we'd only dare ♪ 261 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:42,373 ♪ Grasp that world ♪ 262 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,876 ♪ You've been to ♪ 263 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:49,380 ♪ Carry it right into ♪ 264 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:53,251 ♪ Bright blue day ♪ 265 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:59,140 ♪ Feel it, Seal it ♪ 266 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:04,645 ♪ Don't let anybody steal it ♪ 267 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:09,650 ♪ Most of all keep any doubt away ♪ 268 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:15,023 ♪ Then you can make it stay ♪ 269 00:26:32,874 --> 00:26:35,876 ♪ Dream stuff ♪ 270 00:26:35,877 --> 00:26:37,878 ♪ Dream stuff ♪ 271 00:26:37,879 --> 00:26:41,882 ♪ Ever fleeting Ever shifting ♪ ♪ 272 00:26:41,883 --> 00:26:46,887 ♪ Yet we could keep it from drifting ♪ 273 00:26:46,888 --> 00:26:51,275 ♪ If we'd only dare ♪ 274 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,778 ♪ Grasp that world ♪ 275 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,782 ♪ You've been to ♪ 276 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:01,785 ♪ Carry it right into ♪ 277 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:06,874 ♪ Bright blue day ♪ 278 00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:13,881 ♪ Feel it, Seal it ♪ 279 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:19,387 ♪ Don't let anybody steal it ♪ 280 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:26,394 ♪ Most of all keep any doubt away ♪ 281 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,396 ♪ Then you can ♪ 282 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:34,902 ♪ Make it stay ♪ 283 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,614 Yeah, I know what happens now. 284 00:27:47,615 --> 00:27:49,616 In the middle of the night you'll start sneezing. 285 00:27:49,617 --> 00:27:52,619 Then you'll start coughing. You may even come down with a case of pneumonia. 286 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:54,621 At a time like this, with no penicillin! 287 00:27:54,622 --> 00:27:56,623 This doesn't make sense! The fishing trip is off! 288 00:27:56,624 --> 00:27:59,126 You mean you're not gonna help me? No, I'm not gonna help you. 289 00:27:59,127 --> 00:28:01,628 But my mother's a prisoner. I don't believe it. 290 00:28:01,629 --> 00:28:05,966 Look, Mr. Zabladowski, I promise not to disturb you anymore. 291 00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:07,968 I promise to stay out of your hair. 292 00:28:07,969 --> 00:28:10,471 I promise to do anything you want me to, 293 00:28:10,472 --> 00:28:13,390 if you'll just go and take a look. 294 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:17,277 You are a sly, 295 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:20,230 deceiving, scheming little coot. 296 00:28:20,231 --> 00:28:24,151 So I'll "just go and take a look." 297 00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:31,158 Come on. You want to be a hero. Come on. 298 00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,668 As soon as we get there, we'll both rush in. 299 00:28:41,669 --> 00:28:44,171 We'll grab her quick and carry her away to safety. 300 00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:46,673 Relax. I'll take a look like I promised. 301 00:28:46,674 --> 00:28:50,010 But you'll stay here, and you'll behave yourself. 302 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:02,573 She doesn't look like a prisoner to me. 303 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:06,578 - But she is, I tell you. - I'll go and ask her. 304 00:29:09,697 --> 00:29:11,532 Wow. 305 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,677 Say, Dr. Terwilliker... 306 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:27,631 Abba-ka-dibbrinka-dabbrinka-dilliker, 307 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:33,688 T-e-r-w-i-l-l-illiker. 308 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,193 Where'd you study? I just picked it up. 309 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:06,697 What's the idea of trying to put the whammy on me? I just came to take a look. 310 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,699 Now that you've had your look, be gone. 311 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,201 Whatever your duties in my institute may be, 312 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,704 return to your post and resume your labors. 313 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,707 Oh, no, I won't. I've come to the conclusion, for your information, 314 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,710 that I'm not putting in any more sinks. 315 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,713 But, dear Mr. Zabladowski, you must. 316 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,582 If this man doesn't put in the sinks, the county sink inspector... 317 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,885 won't certify the place as sanitary. 318 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:31,638 And we won't be able to open the institute tomorrow. That's all right with me. 319 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:36,143 Good-bye. Please, I'm sure it's all been a mistake. 320 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:39,146 Dear Dr. Terwilliker thought you were an intruder. 321 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:43,151 It was a case of mistaken identity, wasn't it, Dr. Terwilliker? 322 00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:45,435 Of course, dear boy. 323 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:50,274 Whether you know it or not, you are a cog in this great operation. 324 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:53,777 I'm no cog. I don't even like the sound of it. 325 00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:56,246 I am an independent contractor. 326 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,782 Well, let me put it this way. 327 00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:01,785 You're a key man and a valuable ally, 328 00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:04,288 a big wheel within all my wheels. 329 00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:07,207 You, if I may say so, alone, of all my people, 330 00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:11,428 are the indispensable man. 331 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:15,632 Well, that's probably true, but I'm still not satisfied. 332 00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:19,803 I've heard rumors about your operation. Rumors? Scuttlebutt! 333 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:22,639 I can tell you all about the rumors. 334 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,642 I'm a villain. 335 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:30,147 I'm a loathsome... racketeer. 336 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:32,115 This money you see before you, 337 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:34,401 I've stolen it... 338 00:32:34,402 --> 00:32:38,655 from the pocketbooks of unsuspecting mothers. 339 00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:44,745 Filthy... lying... rumors! 340 00:32:44,746 --> 00:32:47,047 This is a problem that every great man faces. 341 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,717 The rumors of corruption that breeds in high places. 342 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:54,221 Rumors seeking to discredit my noble aims! 343 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:57,224 And now these rumors have crept into my own house, 344 00:32:57,225 --> 00:33:01,011 vilifying and besmirching my honesty, 345 00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:06,233 my fair name, my integrity! 346 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:10,103 You talk a lot, but I don't know how much you say. 347 00:33:10,104 --> 00:33:12,522 Mr. Zabladowski, 348 00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:15,909 there isn't anything at all to these silly, old rumors. 349 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:20,163 The sole purpose of our endeavor is the musical betterment of American youth. 350 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,866 You know, the way you put it, it doesn't sound so bad. 351 00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:26,703 You're a sensitive, intelligent and highly creative person! 352 00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:30,207 Let's talk this over. I'm sure we can get together. 353 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,709 I've still got my doubts, serious doubts. 354 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:35,212 Mr. Zabladowski... 355 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:38,215 Make yourself comfortable. Relax. Have a smoke. 356 00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:40,551 Have a cigar. 357 00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,271 Don't mind if I do. 358 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:49,643 Something to eat? Hotcakes, layer cakes, fish cakes, 359 00:33:49,644 --> 00:33:52,647 peanut brittle, the blue plate special or chicken pot pie? 360 00:33:53,147 --> 00:33:55,148 Don't mind if I do. 361 00:33:55,149 --> 00:33:58,452 Something to drink? 362 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:01,955 Schnapps, sake, slivovitz, Schwepps, 363 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:04,958 tequila, turtle tears or just plain cocoa? 364 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:06,960 I have no objection. Oh, but wait! 365 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:10,464 For such a distinguished guest, the pride of our cellars! 366 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,384 Vintage pickle juice. 367 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,091 From our very own pickle vineyards. 368 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,593 Just whiff that bouquet. 369 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:25,596 Cheers. Yes. 370 00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:35,105 Shall we dance? 371 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,607 Don't mind if I do. 372 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:39,576 ♪ Come on, it's time we got together ♪ 373 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,611 ♪ 'Cause it's get-together weather ♪ 374 00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:45,031 ♪ And in get-together weather together is just what we got to get ♪ 375 00:34:45,032 --> 00:34:47,000 ♪ Come on the weatherman's insisting ♪ 376 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,003 ♪ This is weather beyond resisting ♪ 377 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:52,005 ♪ This is get-together weather Together is just what we got to get ♪ 378 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:55,008 ♪ What wonderful weather to go on an outing ♪ 379 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,010 ♪ What wonderful weather to run around shouting ♪ 380 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,012 ♪ What wonderful weather for love to be sprouting ♪ 381 00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,847 ♪ It's mighty fine weather I hope that it stays ♪ 382 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:02,716 ♪ What glorious weather for zipping and zooming ♪ 383 00:35:02,717 --> 00:35:04,718 ♪ What glorious weather for hearts to be blooming ♪ 384 00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,520 ♪ What glorious weather for briding and grooming ♪ 385 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,561 ♪ It's mighty fine weather we're having these days ♪ 386 00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:13,310 ♪ Come on The weatherman's reporting ♪ 387 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,312 ♪ That the weather's right for sporting ♪ 388 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:17,314 ♪ And for love and assorted courting ♪ 389 00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:19,316 ♪ Together is just what we got to get ♪ 390 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:21,318 ♪ What marvelous weather for cooing and billing ♪ 391 00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:23,320 ♪ For yodeling, warbling gargling, trilling ♪ 392 00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:25,322 ♪ What marvelous weather for dally-down-dilling ♪ 393 00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:27,324 ♪ What marvelous weather Hey, hey, what a day ♪ 394 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:29,826 ♪ What fabulous weather for loping and leaping ♪ ♪ What fabulous weather ♪ 395 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:32,829 ♪ For bipping and beeping ♪ ♪ For schnipping and schnupping and schnooping and schneeping ♪ 396 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,832 ♪ What fabulous weather Oy vey, what a day ♪ 397 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:39,836 ♪ Come on The weatherman's announcing ♪ 398 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,838 ♪ That the weather's right for flouncing ♪ 399 00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:45,342 ♪ And for b-b-b-b-b-bouncing This is get-together weather ♪ 400 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:48,846 ♪ Together is just what we got to get ♪ 401 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:41,231 ♪ Come on The weatherman's announcing ♪ 402 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,233 ♪ That the weather's right for flouncing ♪ 403 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:46,236 ♪ And for b-b-b-b-b-bouncing This is get-together weather ♪ 404 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:52,243 ♪ Together is just what we've got to get ♪ 405 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:57,831 That was a pleasant little interlude. 406 00:36:57,832 --> 00:37:01,835 Now get back to your work, Mr. Zabladowski. Thanks a lot, Doctor. 407 00:37:01,836 --> 00:37:04,838 I had a very good time. You can count on me, sir. I won't let you down. 408 00:37:04,839 --> 00:37:06,840 Cigar? 409 00:37:06,841 --> 00:37:08,843 Good-bye, Mrs. Collins. 410 00:37:10,845 --> 00:37:15,850 Mrs. Collins, get me the physics laboratory. Yes, sir. 411 00:37:21,856 --> 00:37:26,359 One moment, please. The physics laboratory. 412 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,864 When the plumber Zabladowski has installed the last sink, 413 00:37:30,865 --> 00:37:33,116 I want him disintegrated. 414 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:36,336 I want you to disintegrate him slowly. 415 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:40,257 I want him to suffer, atom by atom. 416 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,259 At dawn! 417 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,715 Mrs. Collins, you had better come with me. 418 00:37:48,716 --> 00:37:53,137 You're beginning to build up an immunity to my little hypnotic trances. 419 00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:59,644 I think you'd better spend tonight in your lock-me-tight. 420 00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:03,647 Please, Dr. Terwilliker! There's too much at stake. 421 00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:07,652 There will be no further liaisons tonight with the plumber Zabladowski. 422 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,631 Mr. Zabladowski! You! 423 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,500 You get out of my life. You lied to me. 424 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:25,335 I did not. You did so. 425 00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:27,887 There's nothing wrong with that Dr. Terwilliker. He's a little daffy, 426 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:31,391 but he sets a fine table, and he gave me this excellent cigar. 427 00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:33,393 But how about my mother? 428 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:36,680 Say, there is a beautiful woman. As soon as I get the sinks... 429 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:38,848 You were tricked, Mr. Zabladowski. 430 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:41,184 Sure, I was tricked. And you tricked me. 431 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:43,069 But I have terrible news for you. 432 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:45,522 They're gonna disintegrate you at dawn. 433 00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,941 Disinte... You're crazy. 434 00:38:47,942 --> 00:38:50,243 You're lying again. Now, get out of here. I got work to do. 435 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,529 You listen to a kid, it gives you nothing but trouble. 436 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,031 Go on! Get back to your cell! 437 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:57,034 Go on! 438 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,682 ♪ Now just because we're kids ♪ 439 00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,185 ♪ Because we're sort of small ♪ 440 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:19,189 ♪ Because we're closer to the ground ♪ 441 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:24,194 ♪ And you are bigger pound by pound ♪ 442 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:28,648 ♪ You have no right You have no right ♪ 443 00:39:28,649 --> 00:39:33,570 ♪ To push and shove us little kids around ♪ 444 00:39:34,989 --> 00:39:37,490 ♪ Now just because your throat ♪ 445 00:39:37,491 --> 00:39:39,993 ♪ Has got a deeper voice ♪ 446 00:39:39,994 --> 00:39:43,998 ♪ And lots of wind to blow it out ♪ 447 00:39:44,498 --> 00:39:49,002 ♪ At little kids who don't dare shout ♪ 448 00:39:49,003 --> 00:39:54,007 ♪ You have no right You have no right ♪ 449 00:39:54,008 --> 00:39:58,979 ♪ To boss and beat us little kids about ♪ 450 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:03,983 ♪ Just because you've whiskers on your face to shave ♪ 451 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,486 ♪ You treat us like a slave ♪ 452 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:09,490 ♪ So what, it's only hair ♪ 453 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:13,493 ♪ Just because you wear a wallet near your heart ♪ 454 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:16,496 ♪ You think you're twice as smart ♪ 455 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:20,367 ♪ You know that isn't fair ♪ 456 00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:24,287 ♪ But we'll grow up some day ♪ 457 00:40:24,288 --> 00:40:26,790 ♪ And when we do, I pray ♪ 458 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:31,294 ♪ We won't just grow in size and sound ♪ 459 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:36,299 ♪ And just be bigger pound by pound ♪ 460 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:41,304 ♪ I'd hate to grow like some I know ♪ 461 00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:47,311 ♪ Who push and shove us little kids around ♪ 462 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:52,732 Hey, kid. 463 00:40:52,733 --> 00:40:54,901 Hey, Bart. Come here. Come here. 464 00:40:54,902 --> 00:40:57,654 No. 465 00:40:57,655 --> 00:41:00,040 Would it help any if I said I was sorry? 466 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:03,544 No, 'cause you're not a bit sorry. 467 00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:08,548 Ah, come here, Bart. Come on over here. No. 468 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:11,050 I just want to get one thing straight. 469 00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:13,052 I didn't mean to push you around. 470 00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:16,055 I don't like anybody that pushes anybody around. 471 00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:18,057 Now do you believe me? 472 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:21,061 Well... maybe. 473 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:25,064 Right now, I don't like you very much. 474 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,851 Ah, come on. I'm a likable fellow when you get to know me. 475 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:31,688 I'm not so sure anymore. How can we be friends again? 476 00:41:31,689 --> 00:41:36,193 Well... you could start by taking out those sinks. 477 00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:38,695 Take the sinks out? What good would that do? 478 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:43,199 It would stop Terwilliker from opening this place, and my ma would be saved. 479 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,002 Bart, I already told you, I wouldn't worry about your ma. 480 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:48,705 You wouldn't, but I would. 481 00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:51,257 Look, partner, let's make sense, shall we? 482 00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:54,761 How can I start taking sinks out when I'm being paid to put the sinks in? 483 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,263 Time and a half overtime. That's a lot of money. 484 00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:59,265 How much are you being paid overtime? 485 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:02,185 Two thousand pastoolas. Two thousand what? 486 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:06,606 Two thousand pastoolas. Dr. T. does not pay me in American money. 487 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:10,026 He keeps that for himself. He pays me in pastoolas. What are pastoolas? 488 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:13,613 If you must know, the currency here is a little strange. 489 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,982 First of all, in the small money comes the drakmids. 490 00:42:15,983 --> 00:42:17,867 At the regular normal rate of exchange, 491 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:22,121 there are 59 drakmids to one silver zlobek. 492 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:25,909 Zlobek? Three silver zlobeks make one golden kratchmuk. 493 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:30,330 A pastoola normally is 44,000 kratchmuks. 494 00:42:30,331 --> 00:42:33,216 But these, they tell me, are not normal times, so... 495 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:37,053 Pastoolas, kratchmuks. How much do you get American? 496 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,673 Precisely 20 bucks. Show me a better job, and I'll take it. 497 00:42:40,674 --> 00:42:42,475 You will? Oh, sure, sure. 498 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:45,979 If I give you 30 bucks will you take the sinks out? Oh, sure, sure. 499 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,982 Will you shake on that? Oh, sure. 500 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:52,986 Mr. Zabladowski, you're working for me now. Okay, boss man. 501 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:56,489 I'm gonna get you all the money you want! 502 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:58,491 Now wait a second. Bart! Come back! 503 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:01,495 I was kidding about the money! I don't care about money! 504 00:48:19,596 --> 00:48:21,931 Mom! Mom! 505 00:49:05,392 --> 00:49:09,396 Now, I don't recollect your features, do I? No. 506 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,901 You a piccolo player? No. 507 00:49:15,902 --> 00:49:19,205 Trombone player? No. 508 00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:23,826 Violin player? No... a piano player. 509 00:49:23,827 --> 00:49:27,163 Then you have no right in this particular dungeon. 510 00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:30,082 This is reserved exclusive for non-piano players. 511 00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:32,001 Non-piano players? 512 00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:34,420 For them what play all other instruments. 513 00:49:34,421 --> 00:49:38,891 One by one, Dr. Terwilliker catches them, brings them down here and locks them up. 514 00:49:38,892 --> 00:49:41,252 Pretty soon there will be no musicians left in this world... 515 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:43,346 excepting for them what play the piano. 516 00:49:43,347 --> 00:49:45,682 I'm taking you back to Dr. Terwilliker. 517 00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:51,521 Ow! Oh! 518 00:56:31,504 --> 00:56:34,506 Attention, all guards! 519 00:56:34,507 --> 00:56:39,395 The number one boy is in the lower dungeons. Bring him in! Dead or alive! 520 00:56:43,099 --> 00:56:47,436 Attention, all guards! The number one boy is in the lower dungeons! 521 00:56:47,437 --> 00:56:51,357 Bring him in! Dead or alive! 522 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:14,263 So, you didn't believe me. 523 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:17,132 Your life isn't worth a pastoola. 524 00:57:17,133 --> 00:57:19,635 People should always believe in kids. They should even believe their lies. 525 00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:24,774 Now you gonna help me? From here on in, partner, we're in this thing together. 526 00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:28,277 You've welched out on me before. But I give you my word of honor. 527 00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:31,780 I'm taking no chances. We're gonna seal this oath in blood. 528 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,616 Won't that be a little messy? 529 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,118 Oh, no, Bart, not after four years in the army. I don't have to... 530 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,121 Give me your thumb. Ouch. 531 00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:41,073 Doesn't really hurt. It does so. 532 00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:46,996 Do you, Mr. Zabladowski, promise to be... 533 00:57:47,497 --> 00:57:50,632 trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly? I do. 534 00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:54,470 Courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful? I do. 535 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:58,174 Thrifty, brave, clean and reverent? I do. 536 00:57:58,675 --> 00:58:01,678 Well, that's it, Pop. 537 00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:06,682 "Pop"? Didn't you know? This makes you my old man. 538 00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:09,017 Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess it does at that. 539 00:58:09,018 --> 00:58:12,404 Then let's get going. We've got to save your wife. 540 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,908 My "wife"? Oh, yeah. 541 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:17,911 Yeah, my wife. Come on. 542 00:58:19,412 --> 00:58:21,914 Wait a second. There's a whole regiment of soldiers out there. 543 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:24,416 Any other way to get to headquarters? There's one other way. 544 00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:26,419 Follow me. Come on. 545 00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:29,923 We might need this. 546 00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:50,025 Psst. Mom? Wake up. Wake up. 547 00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:52,361 Why, Bartholomew. 548 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:55,731 Go away! Don't let him catch you! 549 00:58:55,732 --> 00:58:58,734 Go home! Don't worry, Mom. We're all going home! 550 00:58:58,735 --> 00:59:01,236 "All going home"? Who is this with you? 551 00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:05,241 August Zabladowski, your plumber and husband. Stand back. 552 00:59:20,256 --> 00:59:25,260 Thank you, dear August. Thank you, my dear... Say, what is her first name? 553 00:59:25,261 --> 00:59:28,264 It's Eloise. Come on. There's no time for any mush stuff. 554 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:55,924 We can't get out. The twins are at the end of the tunnel. 555 00:59:55,925 --> 00:59:59,428 The twins, huh? I'm getting sick and tired of being pushed around. 556 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,430 Get me a snort of that pickle juice. 557 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,932 You shouldn't drink that stuff. It's dynamite. 558 01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:07,436 Go on. Get it. I'll show those Siamese hooligans. 559 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,440 If they want to fight on skates, I'll fight 'em on skates. 560 01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:24,119 Here's to our future, if we have one. 561 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,124 Now, now, just don't be too heroic, dear August. 562 01:01:56,212 --> 01:02:00,048 August, you were magnificent! We're a magnificent family. 563 01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:02,050 Come on, let's get out of here. Yeah, Pop! 564 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:04,553 We won, we won, we won! 565 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:10,059 I, on the other hand, am inclined to doubt that statement. 566 01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:23,438 You play a rather spirited game, Mr. Plumber, 567 01:02:23,439 --> 01:02:26,441 but the final score is the thing that counts. 568 01:02:26,442 --> 01:02:28,777 My side is still on top. 569 01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:32,164 Your side is on the bottom. 570 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:38,370 ♪ A roota de toot A roota de toot ♪ 571 01:02:38,371 --> 01:02:41,373 ♪ Terwilliker-illiker Institute ♪ 572 01:02:41,374 --> 01:02:43,375 ♪ Hooray for us ♪ ♪ Hooray for us ♪ 573 01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:45,377 ♪ Hurrah for us ♪ ♪ Hurrah for us ♪ 574 01:02:45,378 --> 01:02:47,879 ♪ We're rough, we're tough we're on the ball ♪ 575 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,881 ♪ We're gruesome one We're gruesome all ♪ 576 01:02:49,882 --> 01:02:51,883 ♪ Unthinkable, stinkable horrible us ♪ 577 01:02:51,884 --> 01:02:55,604 ♪ Hooray, we are victorious Victorious ♪ 578 01:02:55,605 --> 01:03:00,559 ♪ Now isn't that too glorious ♪ 579 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,562 ♪ Our nasty team notorious ♪ 580 01:03:03,563 --> 01:03:07,065 ♪ Us gruesome, grimy, gory us ♪ 581 01:03:07,066 --> 01:03:10,869 ♪ Us stinkers are victorious ♪ 582 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:13,121 ♪ We ain't too neat We ain't too bright ♪ 583 01:03:13,122 --> 01:03:14,990 ♪ But nevertheless we won tonight ♪ 584 01:03:14,991 --> 01:03:16,875 ♪ Unthinkable, stinkable horrible us ♪ 585 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:21,880 ♪ Hooray, we are victorious Victorious ♪ 586 01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:25,384 ♪ Terwilliker we sing to thee ♪ 587 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:28,336 ♪ Our cruel, black hearts we bring to thee ♪ 588 01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:32,140 ♪ For crime and slimy villainy ♪ 589 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:35,977 ♪ Terwilliker Academy ♪ 590 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:40,432 ♪ Oh, the walls are green with ivy down at Harvard ♪ 591 01:03:40,433 --> 01:03:44,486 ♪ And down at Princeton and old Purdue ♪ 592 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:48,490 ♪ In old Purdue ♪ 593 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:53,495 ♪ So what They think they're smart with all their ivy ♪ 594 01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:57,999 ♪ Us at Terwilliker got ivy too ♪ 595 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,003 ♪ Got ivy too ♪ 596 01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:04,506 ♪ Yeah, Hail to thee our hallowed halls ♪ 597 01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:07,008 ♪ We got poison ivy walls ♪ 598 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:09,010 ♪ Pooh on Harvard, Yale and such ♪ 599 01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:11,012 ♪ We got ivy they can't touch ♪ 600 01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:13,014 ♪ Poison-ivy-covered walls ♪ 601 01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:15,016 ♪ Hail to thee our hallowed halls ♪ 602 01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:17,269 ♪ Hallowed halls ♪ 603 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:21,056 ♪ Terwilliker Thy name we praise ♪ 604 01:04:21,057 --> 01:04:24,559 ♪ We love thy foul and loathsome ways ♪ 605 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:28,063 ♪ Thy crummy criminality ♪ 606 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:31,983 ♪ Terwilliker Academy ♪ 607 01:04:31,984 --> 01:04:35,871 ♪ Alma mater Alma mater ♪ 608 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:39,824 ♪ Never, ever could be greater ♪ 609 01:04:39,825 --> 01:04:43,295 ♪ Rotten as a bad tomater ♪ 610 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:47,249 ♪ Alma mater, Row-dee-dee-dow- dee-dow-dee-dow ♪ 611 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:49,218 ♪ We're rough, we're tough we're on the ball ♪ 612 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:51,319 ♪ We're gruesome one We're gruesome all ♪ 613 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,222 ♪ Unthinkable, stinkable horrible us ♪ 614 01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:56,725 ♪ Hooray, hooray ♪ 615 01:04:56,726 --> 01:05:01,230 ♪ We are victorious ♪ 616 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:18,663 Alas, poor Judson. Alas, poor Whitney. 617 01:05:18,664 --> 01:05:21,166 I knew them. 618 01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:26,171 Fellows of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. 619 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,673 My gorge rises at their fate! 620 01:05:28,674 --> 01:05:32,177 You shall be avenged! 621 01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:35,180 Tomorrow's opening concert... 622 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:37,683 will be dedicated to your memory. 623 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:45,974 And you will return to your lock-me-tight. 624 01:05:45,975 --> 01:05:50,362 You will remain there until I release you for the official grand opening. 625 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:55,151 The work for the "happy finger" method must go on. 626 01:05:58,571 --> 01:06:04,076 And you... and you, you will follow me! 627 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:24,896 Allow me to express my deepest appreciation, pal. 628 01:06:24,897 --> 01:06:28,400 Without your kind assistance, I never would have been here. 629 01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:45,450 Down, please. 630 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:51,924 ♪ First floor dungeon ♪ 631 01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:58,264 ♪ Assorted simple tortures ♪ 632 01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:03,301 ♪ Molten lead, chopping blocks ♪ 633 01:07:03,302 --> 01:07:09,308 ♪ And hot, boiling oil ♪ 634 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:15,948 ♪ Second floor dungeon ♪ 635 01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:21,954 ♪ Jewelry department ♪ 636 01:07:23,956 --> 01:07:27,459 ♪ Leg chains, ankle chains ♪ 637 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,745 ♪ Neck chains, wrist chains ♪ 638 01:07:30,746 --> 01:07:32,997 ♪ Thumb screws and nooses ♪ 639 01:07:32,998 --> 01:07:38,503 ♪ Of the very finest rope ♪ 640 01:07:41,974 --> 01:07:45,260 ♪ Basement dungeon ♪ 641 01:07:48,431 --> 01:07:54,602 ♪ Everybody ♪ 642 01:07:54,603 --> 01:07:55,103 ♪ Out ♪ 643 01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:10,118 I'm sure you'll find this a most fascinating dungeon. 644 01:08:10,119 --> 01:08:14,122 That lovely rumbling sound is one of my favorite prisoners. 645 01:08:14,123 --> 01:08:17,592 He was a bass drummer in an orchestra I conducted. Had a very bad habit. 646 01:08:17,593 --> 01:08:20,045 Do you know that part in Beethoven's Fifth Symphony... 647 01:08:20,546 --> 01:08:23,548 where the drummer is supposed to go boom-boom-boom-boom? 648 01:08:23,549 --> 01:08:26,552 This stupid lout always went boom-boom-boom-boom-a-boom. 649 01:08:27,052 --> 01:08:29,471 One extra boom, you know. He'll be here forever. 650 01:08:29,472 --> 01:08:31,890 You mean he has to keep beating that drum forever? 651 01:08:31,891 --> 01:08:34,360 Oh, that isn't the man I'm punishing. 652 01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:37,112 My man is inside the drum. 653 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:42,484 Please, Dr. Terwilliker, let me out! 654 01:08:42,485 --> 01:08:44,819 Let me out! 655 01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:48,373 And I'm sure you're eager to get settled in your cage. 656 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:51,743 Now, let me see, where do we have a vacancy? 657 01:08:51,744 --> 01:08:54,078 How about apartment 22-J? 658 01:08:54,079 --> 01:08:56,414 A capital suggestion, Stroogo! 659 01:08:56,916 --> 01:08:58,918 One of our finest. 660 01:09:05,758 --> 01:09:08,760 In there? I'm sure you'll find it very cozy. 661 01:09:08,761 --> 01:09:12,264 There was nary a complaint from our last five tenants. 662 01:09:13,265 --> 01:09:16,734 Now then, farewell, Mr. Plumber. 663 01:09:16,735 --> 01:09:19,737 Our paths will never cross again. 664 01:09:19,738 --> 01:09:22,607 But as for you, young man, every morning at dawn, 665 01:09:22,608 --> 01:09:26,110 you will be dragged upstairs to my piano! 666 01:09:26,111 --> 01:09:28,613 But the glorious hour is fast approaching. 667 01:09:28,614 --> 01:09:31,032 The other children must be arriving. I must hurry and dress. 668 01:09:31,033 --> 01:09:34,953 Are you prepared? Let me see your fingers! 669 01:09:34,954 --> 01:09:37,455 Are they limber? Are they happy? 670 01:09:37,456 --> 01:09:40,625 ♪ Ten little dancing maidens dancing, oh, so fine ♪ 671 01:09:40,626 --> 01:09:43,628 ♪ Ten happy fingers and they're mine, all mine ♪ 672 01:09:43,629 --> 01:09:46,130 ♪ They're mine, they're mine Now isn't that just fine ♪ 673 01:09:46,131 --> 01:09:48,683 ♪ Not three, not five Not seven nor not nine ♪ 674 01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:51,686 I'm sorry I got you into this, Pop. 675 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:55,190 It's not, quite frankly, a wholesome situation. 676 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:59,694 I'm under the impression that a number of frogs, toads... 677 01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:05,617 and possibly dinosaurs have died and lie unburied in our immediate vicinity. 678 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:10,039 Fortunately, though, I do have my bottle of Air Fix. 679 01:10:15,077 --> 01:10:17,712 It does smell better. 680 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:21,132 - How does that thing work? - It's a simple, scientific principle. 681 01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:24,135 Say, for instance, an obnoxious odor is lurking there. 682 01:10:24,136 --> 01:10:26,087 I raise the cork from my bottle, 683 01:10:26,088 --> 01:10:28,640 a tiny, invisible hand reaches up from the bottle, 684 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:32,310 it pounces, smell's in the bottle and nobody smells it. 685 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:35,813 Say, maybe something like this is the answer. 686 01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:38,233 Answer to what? The whole piano racket. 687 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:42,153 This bottle is a smell fix. What we need is a music fix. 688 01:10:42,154 --> 01:10:44,656 Music in the air... 689 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:47,158 No more music. Nobody hears it. 690 01:10:47,159 --> 01:10:50,078 If I could hide a music fix next to that piano, 691 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:52,497 then when those 500 kids start playing... 692 01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,332 Yeah, yeah. All the music goes into the bottle. 693 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,668 Yeah, and if Terwilliker's piano can't make music, 694 01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,953 that wrecks his racket, and we'd all be free. 695 01:10:58,954 --> 01:11:00,705 Oh, splendid. Splendid. 696 01:11:00,706 --> 01:11:03,958 It's our only chance. We'll have to make one. 697 01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:07,762 Oh, sure, sure. Sure. We've got this bottle to start with. 698 01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:12,767 Just pour the smell-catching gookum out, and put some music-catching machinery in. 699 01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:15,770 That's ridiculous. I have no scientific paraphernalia. 700 01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:19,274 We'll just have to use the stuff we've got. 701 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,776 I got plenty of stuff: 702 01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:24,612 String, a washer, radio crystal, 703 01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:26,814 a chain, a ring, a peanut, 704 01:11:26,815 --> 01:11:30,034 a top and... Oh, Bart, please. 705 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:32,821 It's gotta work. It's just gotta! 706 01:11:58,263 --> 01:12:01,482 Bubble gum, Ping-Pong ball, jackknife, 707 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:04,352 buttons, yo-yo, checkers, 708 01:12:04,353 --> 01:12:08,823 top, whistle, buckle, marble. 709 01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:13,662 Well, that ought to do it. Well, to make a music fix out of this may take a bit of time. 710 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:29,345 Come on. Let's see what we've got. 711 01:12:44,276 --> 01:12:46,194 Testing, one, two, three, four. 712 01:12:47,529 --> 01:12:49,397 Testing. 713 01:12:50,733 --> 01:12:53,902 We gotta keep tryin'! We gotta keep tryin'! 714 01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:02,127 Come on, come on. Come on, boys. 715 01:13:31,573 --> 01:13:34,242 Hey. 716 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:48,674 Wow. 717 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,438 Testing, one, two, three, four. 718 01:14:05,307 --> 01:14:07,191 Testing. 719 01:14:07,192 --> 01:14:09,978 It's no use, Bart. What we need is some sound equipment. 720 01:14:12,231 --> 01:14:14,482 Say, how about his hearing aid? 721 01:14:14,483 --> 01:14:16,567 It brings noises into his ear. 722 01:14:16,568 --> 01:14:20,071 Why couldn't it bring noises into our bottle? 723 01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:46,013 Bring up the prisoner, 724 01:14:46,014 --> 01:14:48,933 - Bartholomew Collins! - On the double, sir! 725 01:14:48,934 --> 01:14:52,320 Hurry up! Hurry up! Does it work? 726 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:55,157 Does it work? Wait a second. I'll try it. 727 01:15:01,113 --> 01:15:03,498 It works! It works! 728 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:06,868 Boy, oh, boy! Am I gonna put that big piano on the fritz! 729 01:15:06,869 --> 01:15:08,949 Listen, Bart, there's something I've got to tell you. 730 01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:11,756 I never made one of these before and the stuff that I put in there, 731 01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:14,041 well, it's a kind of a revolutionary principle. 732 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:17,762 It might be dangerous. It might even be atomic. 733 01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:21,048 Atomic? Might blow up? 734 01:15:21,049 --> 01:15:24,135 If it starts smoking, you get away from it fast! 735 01:15:32,561 --> 01:15:35,564 Come on, Paderewski. It's time. 736 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:44,539 Name, please? Johnny Hall. 737 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,541 One hundred forty-two. 738 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:50,044 Name, please? Phil Cook. 739 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:52,414 Two hundred. 740 01:16:28,617 --> 01:16:31,619 Keep those boys moving. Get that line going. 741 01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:35,122 Name, please? J-J-Jones. Johnny Jones. 742 01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:38,009 Seat number 147. Name, please? 743 01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:40,378 Smith. Sammy Smith. 744 01:16:40,379 --> 01:16:42,380 Seat number 409. 745 01:16:42,381 --> 01:16:46,217 Here's the number one boy. Name, please? Collins. 746 01:16:46,218 --> 01:16:49,053 Bart Collins. 747 01:16:49,054 --> 01:16:52,056 I must have... 748 01:16:52,057 --> 01:16:55,693 I must have seen you somewhere before. 749 01:16:57,195 --> 01:17:00,231 - Seat number one. - Thank you, Mother. 750 01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:07,538 Name, please? 751 01:17:07,539 --> 01:17:09,874 Jim Tierney. 752 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:41,072 Attention! Attention everyone in the Terwilliker Institute! 753 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:44,860 Down below me, joyful and eager, 754 01:17:45,193 --> 01:17:48,779 my students are awaiting our date with destiny. 755 01:17:48,780 --> 01:17:52,283 They will not fail, for I shall not fail. 756 01:18:02,878 --> 01:18:04,962 ♪ Come on and dress me dress me, dress me ♪ 757 01:18:04,963 --> 01:18:06,964 ♪ In my finest array ♪ 758 01:18:06,965 --> 01:18:08,966 ♪ 'Cause just in case you haven't heard ♪ 759 01:18:08,967 --> 01:18:10,968 ♪ Today is do-me-do day ♪ 760 01:18:10,969 --> 01:18:15,272 ♪ Dress me in my silver garters Dress me in my diamond studs ♪ 761 01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:19,060 ♪ 'Cause I'm going do-me-doing in my do-me-do duds ♪ 762 01:18:22,614 --> 01:18:26,617 ♪ I want my undulating undies with the marabou frills ♪ 763 01:18:26,618 --> 01:18:30,287 ♪ I want my beautiful bolero with the porcupine quills ♪ 764 01:18:30,288 --> 01:18:34,742 ♪ I want my purple nylon girdle with the orange blossom buds ♪ 765 01:18:34,743 --> 01:18:38,747 ♪ 'Cause I'm going do-me-doing in my do-me-do duds ♪ 766 01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:44,919 ♪ Come on and dress me dress me, dress me ♪ 767 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,921 ♪ In my peekaboo blouse ♪ 768 01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:50,424 ♪ With the lovely interlining made of Chesapeake mouse ♪ 769 01:18:50,425 --> 01:18:54,428 ♪ I want my polka-dotted dickey with the crinoline fringe ♪ 770 01:18:54,429 --> 01:18:58,933 ♪ For I'm going do-me-doing on a do-me-do binge ♪ 771 01:19:00,602 --> 01:19:04,188 ♪ I want my lavender spats and in addition to them ♪ 772 01:19:04,189 --> 01:19:08,192 ♪ I want my honey-colored gusset with the herringbone hem ♪ 773 01:19:08,193 --> 01:19:12,530 ♪ I want my softest little jacket made of watermelon suede ♪ 774 01:19:12,781 --> 01:19:16,367 ♪ And my long, persimmon placket with the platinum braid ♪ 775 01:19:16,368 --> 01:19:20,371 ♪ I want my leg-of-mutton sleeves and in addition to those ♪ 776 01:19:20,372 --> 01:19:24,375 ♪ I want my cutie chamois booties with the leopard skin bows ♪ 777 01:19:24,376 --> 01:19:28,379 ♪ I want my pink-brocaded bodice with the fluffy, fuzzy ruffs ♪ 778 01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:31,883 ♪ And my gorgeous bright blue bloomers with the monkey feather cuffs ♪ 779 01:19:32,384 --> 01:19:35,886 ♪ I want my organdie snood and in addition to that ♪ 780 01:19:35,887 --> 01:19:40,191 ♪ I want my chiffon Mother Hubbard lined with Hudson Bay rat ♪ 781 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:42,193 ♪ Dress me up from top to bottom ♪ 782 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:44,195 ♪ Dress me up from tip to toe ♪ 783 01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:48,199 ♪ Dress me up in silken spinach for today is do-me-do ♪ 784 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:53,070 ♪ Do-me-do day Do-me-do day ♪ 785 01:19:53,071 --> 01:19:58,959 ♪ So come and dress me in the blossoms of a million pink trees ♪ 786 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:03,414 ♪ Come on and dress me up in liverwurst and Camembert cheese ♪ 787 01:20:03,415 --> 01:20:05,916 ♪ Come on and dress me up in pretzels ♪ 788 01:20:05,917 --> 01:20:10,087 ♪ Dress me up in bock beer suds ♪ 789 01:20:10,088 --> 01:20:14,008 ♪ 'Cause he's going ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm going ♪ 790 01:20:14,009 --> 01:20:18,479 ♪ Do-me-doing ♪ 791 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,482 ♪ In my do-oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ In his do-oh-oh-oh ♪ 792 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:22,983 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 793 01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:26,988 ♪ Me-do duds ♪ ♪ Me-do duds ♪ 794 01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:35,664 Boys, please, may I have your attention? 795 01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:40,251 Dear boys, I give you... 796 01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:45,040 your lovable leader, Dr. Terwilliker! 797 01:21:04,359 --> 01:21:09,363 This is my day! 798 01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:12,367 Five thousand little fingers... 799 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:16,654 all playing together on my piano! 800 01:21:16,655 --> 01:21:21,041 Every finger obedient to the whim of me, the master! 801 01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:23,994 Every infinitesimal, 802 01:21:23,995 --> 01:21:26,330 microscopic piece of living tissue... 803 01:21:26,331 --> 01:21:28,666 on those 5,000 little fingers... 804 01:21:28,667 --> 01:21:32,170 cringing and trembling and groveling before me! 805 01:21:32,671 --> 01:21:35,472 Before me, Dr. Terwilliker, 806 01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:38,475 as I raise my baton! 807 01:21:38,476 --> 01:21:40,394 We shall play. 808 01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:42,647 Raise hands! 809 01:21:46,101 --> 01:21:51,105 We shall play the most beautiful piece ever written. 810 01:21:51,106 --> 01:21:54,942 I wrote it. "Ten Happy Fingers." 811 01:21:54,943 --> 01:21:57,278 Ready now? 812 01:21:57,279 --> 01:22:00,698 A-one and a-two and a-three and a-play! 813 01:22:00,699 --> 01:22:04,201 And a-play! And a-play! 814 01:22:04,202 --> 01:22:06,120 And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! 815 01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:12,877 What in blazes is going on here? 816 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,097 All right. Raise hands. 817 01:22:17,966 --> 01:22:19,300 Ready now? 818 01:22:19,301 --> 01:22:22,803 A-one and a-two and a-three and a-play! 819 01:22:22,804 --> 01:22:26,390 And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! 820 01:22:26,391 --> 01:22:29,143 And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! And a-play! 821 01:22:29,144 --> 01:22:32,313 The idiotic, cockeyed flumdummery! 822 01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:36,317 Cockeyed flumdummery! Cockeyed flumdummery! 823 01:22:36,318 --> 01:22:38,286 Don't stand there like a ruddy monolith! 824 01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:40,654 Monolith! Monolith! 825 01:22:40,655 --> 01:22:43,324 Monolith! Monolith! Monolith! Monolith! 826 01:22:43,325 --> 01:22:47,161 You, you, you, you! You, you, you, you! 827 01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:50,131 You lunkheads! You lunkheads! You lunkheads! 828 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:02,259 What's that? 829 01:23:02,260 --> 01:23:05,179 What's that you've got in your hand there, Collins? You're finished! 830 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:10,150 You're washed up! You can't make us play! I can't, can't I? 831 01:23:10,151 --> 01:23:14,905 Can't I? Can't I? Can't I? Can't I? Can't I? Can't I? 832 01:23:14,906 --> 01:23:18,692 No ridiculous, little, half-pint pipsqueak can dare twit Dr. Terwilliker! 833 01:23:18,693 --> 01:23:20,694 Dr. Terwilliker! Dr. Terwilliker! 834 01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:23,197 The founder of Terwilliker Institute! 835 01:23:23,198 --> 01:23:26,583 Terwilliker Institute! Five hundred boy piano! 836 01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:30,788 Boy piano! Boy piano! Boy piano! Boy piano! 837 01:23:30,789 --> 01:23:35,125 Whatever that inexplicable phenomenon in your hand may be, 838 01:23:35,126 --> 01:23:38,512 you hand over that inexplicable phenomenon to me! 839 01:23:41,599 --> 01:23:45,519 If you come any closer, I'll blow you to smithereens! 840 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:49,223 Is it... Is it atomic? Yes, sir. 841 01:23:49,224 --> 01:23:52,527 - Very atomic! - Atomic? 842 01:23:54,229 --> 01:23:57,031 Take it away! Take it away! 843 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:59,366 - Will you free my mother? - Free his mother! 844 01:23:59,367 --> 01:24:02,069 - Will you free my father? - Free his father! 845 01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:04,238 Will you free us kids? Yes! 846 01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:07,875 All 500 of you can go free! Everybody! 847 01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:12,046 Lock him up in the dungeon, forever! 848 01:24:22,590 --> 01:24:26,260 Hey, kids! Kids! 849 01:24:26,261 --> 01:24:31,015 We will now play the most beautiful piece ever written. Shall we? 850 01:24:39,607 --> 01:24:41,575 Ready now! 851 01:24:41,576 --> 01:24:45,446 One and a-two and a-three and a-play! 852 01:25:23,818 --> 01:25:28,572 Hey, scram, everybody! I think she's gonna blow! 853 01:25:55,316 --> 01:25:58,769 No, no! No, no! 854 01:26:10,114 --> 01:26:12,866 No, no! No! 855 01:26:12,867 --> 01:26:17,171 No, no! No! No, no! 856 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:20,959 No! No! No... Hey, Bart. 857 01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:23,210 Bart, snap out of it. Wake up. 858 01:26:23,211 --> 01:26:24,928 What's the matter with you? 859 01:26:24,929 --> 01:26:27,714 The bomb! The bomb! Are you all right? 860 01:26:27,715 --> 01:26:29,933 Bomb? What bomb? 861 01:26:31,803 --> 01:26:34,555 Holy gosh, I must have doped off, Pop. 862 01:26:34,556 --> 01:26:36,690 "Pop"? 863 01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:40,061 I mean Mr. Zabladowski. 864 01:26:40,562 --> 01:26:43,564 What happened, partner? Did you hurt your thumb? Sure, when you hurt yours. 865 01:26:43,565 --> 01:26:46,066 Me? Oh, I never... 866 01:26:46,067 --> 01:26:50,071 I'll be darned. How'd that happen? Don't you remember anything? 867 01:26:50,572 --> 01:26:52,991 You better get back to practicing. 868 01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:57,878 Gee, Ma, you sure look pretty. 869 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:00,298 Doesn't she, Mr. Zabladowski? 870 01:27:10,258 --> 01:27:12,226 I have some shopping downtown. 871 01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:15,730 Would you mind dropping me? I'd be happy to, Mrs. Collins. 872 01:27:17,599 --> 01:27:22,520 You know, I got a feeling I... Yeah, me too. 873 01:27:24,022 --> 01:27:27,024 Hey, how'd you like to go fishing with me this weekend, Bart? 874 01:27:27,025 --> 01:27:31,028 For big-mouth bass? Oh, sure, sure, if it's okay with your ma. 875 01:27:31,029 --> 01:27:33,530 You got a deal. Yeah, but you get back to practicing, 876 01:27:33,531 --> 01:27:36,533 so she won't get sore when I ask her if you can go. Okay. 877 01:27:36,534 --> 01:27:39,036 And I'll bring the penicillin. Penicillin? 878 01:27:39,037 --> 01:27:43,006 No, we're gonna fish with worms. I'll bring it, just in case. 879 01:27:43,007 --> 01:27:46,343 I'm ready, Mr. Zabladowski. Coming, Mrs. Collins. 880 01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:50,597 So long, partner. So long. 881 01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:53,133 Penicillin. 882 01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:03,110 Sporty boy! Hiya, Sport.